{"product_id":"respectfully-no-coffee-mug","title":"Lucy \u0026 Friends™ Respectfully, No. 15 oz Black Coffee Mug | Funny Chicken Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eStart Every Morning with a Smile\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days call for coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOther days call for coffee and a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eLucy\u003c\/strong\u003e—the fluffy Silkie hen who isn't afraid to speak her mind. 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