Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Woodland Willow Designs product is made especially for you after your order is placed. Creating each item on demand helps reduce waste while ensuring your gift is crafted with care.
Production Time
• 2–5 business days
Estimated U.S. Shipping
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days after production
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
Please note that delivery times may vary during holidays or periods of high order volume.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your purchase from Woodland Willow Designs.
Because each item is made to order especially for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for buyer's remorse, incorrect size selection, or change of mind.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or you receive the wrong item, please contact us within 7 days of delivery. We'll work quickly to make it right by providing a replacement or other appropriate solution.
If you have any questions before placing your order, we're always happy to help. Please contact us through our Contact page, and we'll respond as soon as possible.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
To keep your mug looking its best:
• Microwave safe
• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended)
• Wash before first use
• Avoid abrasive scrubbers or harsh cleaners to help preserve the vibrant artwork.
With proper care, your Lucy & Friends™ mug will bring smiles for years to come.
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Funny Chicken Coffee Mug | I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times | 15 oz Gift for Chicken Moms & Backyard Chicken Lovers
Funny Chicken Coffee Mug | I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times | 15 oz Gift for Chicken Moms & Backyard Chicken Lovers
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I May Look Calm... But My Inner Hen Has Other Plans.
Some days, coffee isn't enough.
For every chicken mom who's smiled politely while mentally counting to three... this mug gets you.
Featuring the hilarious saying:
"I May Look Calm, But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times."
paired with an expressive hen full of attitude, this 15 oz ceramic mug is made for backyard chicken lovers who appreciate fresh eggs, farmhouse mornings, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Whether you're sipping your first cup before feeding the flock or relaxing after a long day in the coop, this mug is guaranteed to start conversations—and probably a few laughs.
Why You'll Love It
✔ Large 15 oz ceramic mug
✔ Dishwasher & microwave safe
✔ Crisp, vibrant artwork printed to last
✔ Comfortable black handle and interior
✔ Perfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, or your favorite morning beverage
✔ Designed for chicken lovers with a sense of humor
A Gift They'll Actually Use
Looking for the perfect gift for a chicken mom, backyard chicken keeper, homesteader, or farmhouse décor enthusiast?
This funny mug is perfect for:
🐔 Birthdays
🎄 Christmas
🎁 Mother's Day
🥚 Housewarming gifts
☕ Everyday coffee lovers
Designed with Heart
At Woodland Willow Designs, every product is inspired by real backyard life—including our flock and our favorite feathered friends.
When you shop with us, you're supporting a small business that celebrates country living, laughter, and life with chickens.
Add a Little Sass to Your Morning Coffee.
Click Add to Cart and let everyone know that staying calm is sometimes just a matter of self-control.
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